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Total Medals Earned: 870 (From 167 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,175 Points

Doodle God

Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

Dravalanche

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/25 points)

Death by Dravalanche 5 Points

Fall to your death

Rescued 10 Points

Rescue all the villagers

Slayer 10 Points

Defeat the dragon

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 23/44 (195/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Enough Plumbers

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/185 points)

Pacifist 25 Points

Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!

Easy Way Out 10 Points

Finish level 19 the easy? way!

King Krusher 50 Points

Finished the game!

Survivalist 100 Points

Don't lose a single plumber on level 8.

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)

Giga Golem 10 Points

Master the elements.

Guardian 10 Points

Smash up an elite sentry.

Kitten Kart 10 Points

Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.

Sand Worm 10 Points

Eat worms for breakfast.

Battle Cat 10 Points

Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.

Invincible 10 Points

Survive with 1HP remaining.

Max Radiation 10 Points

Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.

Minigamer 1 10 Points

Get 5000 points in part one.

Minigamer 2 10 Points

Get 6000 points in part two.

Noob 10 Points

Kill yourself.

Oblivion 10 Points

Swept away by waves of fire.

Zombie Hydra 10 Points

Slay the undead dragon.

Middle Tier 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.

Minigamer 3 25 Points

Get 10,000 points in survival.

Sword Master 25 Points

Try out all swords.

Beast Master 50 Points

Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.

Leet Tier 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.

Overkill 50 Points

Hit the damage limit of 99999.

Valkyrie 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save the world.

God Tier 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 8/76 (60/1,200 points)

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Medals Earned: 5/83 (40/1,700 points)

Mercy 5 Points

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

Slave Trader 5 Points

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Cat Person 10 Points

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Wandering Out 10 Points

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.

Where's Satan? 10 Points

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

100K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

10K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

1K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Art Connoisseur 5 Points

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Back Attack 5 Points

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Berzerker's Rage 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Bonus Skills 5 Points

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Conductive Status 5 Points

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Confusion 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Cooling Off 5 Points

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Disarmed 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Family Roots 5 Points

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Fog of War 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Freebie 5 Points

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Give 100% 5 Points

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Instant Knowledge 5 Points

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Limits Broken 5 Points

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

No Mercy 5 Points

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Owned 5 Points

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

RIP in Peace 5 Points

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

Roid Rage 5 Points

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Second Chance 5 Points

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Secret Farm 5 Points

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Secret Soundboard 5 Points

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Sometimes Invincible 5 Points

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Uncontrollable Hunger 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

Unusual Torture 5 Points

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

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1M Damage 10 Points

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Book Worm 10 Points

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Child Minder 10 Points

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Code Breaker 10 Points

Discover one of several secret codes.

Dim Depths 10 Points

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Eagle Eye 10 Points

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

EXP Pipeline 10 Points

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Generic Holiday 10 Points

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Helping Hand 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Like a Bird 10 Points

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Nice Guy 10 Points

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Not Pok*mon 10 Points

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Public Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Seduction 10 Points

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Upgrade Complete 10 Points

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Video Games 10 Points

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

What Game? 10 Points

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

10M Damage 25 Points

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Boss's Boss 25 Points

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Burning Soul 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Cartographer 25 Points

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Firewood 25 Points

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Golden God 25 Points

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

None Are Safe 25 Points

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Nuclear Holocaust 25 Points

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Over the Wall 25 Points

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

Party Hard 25 Points

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Pop Eye 25 Points

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Quest Cuck 25 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Secret World 25 Points

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Slip 'n' Slide 25 Points

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Squishy 25 Points

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Swamped 25 Points

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

Triple Death 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

X-Ray Goggles 25 Points

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Alien Landscape 50 Points

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Arctic Expedition 50 Points

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Bash the Fash 50 Points

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Chest Grabber 50 Points

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Forgotten Myths 50 Points

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

River Rapids 50 Points

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

The Cat King 50 Points

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Determination 100 Points

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

None Are Free 100 Points

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Reformat 100 Points

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Ultimate Hero 100 Points

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

World Saved? 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Escape Pico's Mansion

Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/220 points)

The Secret Room 10 Points

Find the Secret Room

Die 25 Points

Really? That's even possible?

Master Thief 25 Points

Who's going to need a diamond anyway?

Money Maker 10 Points

Money won't buy back the time you wasted.

Gluttony 50 Points

Get all the candy.

Escape! 100 Points

You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!

Escape Pico's School

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Seriously? 5 Points

Why would you even bother clicking on it?

Spare Time 10 Points

The credits are over, why are you still walking?

What's That Smell? 25 Points

You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!

Fire Starter 50 Points

You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!